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The Poxabogue Golf Camp

The Poxabogue Golf Center Golf Camp is bad. It has selfish people who care about only themselves the entire time and it is also a dumbo place where I have to do sports with a ball, a big stick and a marker. However, it has some pros as well, not just cons. These pros include small distance to Sagaponack and three hour days. Poxabogue Golf Camp has these lessons, summed up in the easiest way possible.


FULL SWING

Full Swing is when you hit a ball off a tee with a big stick. It is boring.


CHOPPING

Chopping is when you chop someone’s head off. It is good.


PITCHING

Pitching is when you hit a ball off a mat with an angled stick into holes. It is boring.


PUTTING

Putting is when you hit a ball with a flat tiny stick into a hole. It is boring.


COURSE DAY

Course day is when you go to the actual golf course and play normal golf very bad. It is not boring because i am so bad at it that it goes faster than everything else.


I would also like to mention that the camp provides a risk of sunburning and sweating, which goes against my policy of going outside in the heat.


That is a brief summary of golf camp. Share your thoughts in the comments section. Bye!

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