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We all know that horoscopes are pretty much normal stereotypes, right? Well, in this horoscope (May 2024 horoscope), I will state the things that will probably not happen to you this season:

  1. You will probably not drink from a bird bath

  2. You will probably not use an orange flair pen

  3. You will probably not look at a picture album on your phone

  4. You will probably not put a growing plant under your Christmas tree

  5. You will probably not run into a tree

  6. You will probably not climb somewhere in a park

  7. You will probably not eat a burnt food

  8. You will probably not see a person over the average age expectancy

  9. You will probably not look at a framed photograph

  10. You will probably not look at a flight redemption code

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